Tuesday is for pranks

These are arguably the most Tuesday-boredom-beatin' prank GIFs around. They just... they just get better every time you watch.

Kay Pike's body painting is on POINT

She makes most of all of our favorite comic book characters look super realistic (and hot).

See her in action right here.

When girls are good at the gym

These weights better have a good therapist... Because these ladies are RUINING THEIR LIFE.

We've got the GIFs to prove it.

The origins of our favorite Muppets

It incluodes ouour persunel fefurite-a Muoppet, Zee-a Svedeesh cheff!

Cleeck here-a fur mure!

Gotta Watch

Excellent recovery!

This very athletic girl goes from fail to win in like 4 milliseconds. Unless she MEANT to do THIS.

We're not 100% sure.

Gotta Have

AW HELL YEAH. The boys at The Chivery did it. They combined our FAVORITE GAME OF ALL TIME with KCCO. Get over there now before these are gone. Because I'm going to buy them all.

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!

Gotta Know

Gasp: Study shows people lie about their sexual history all the damn time

As you may know, lying to your significant other is a dumb idea. And lying about your sexual history is just as dumb. You risk being caught, being exposed as a liar, or just feeling bad for all eternity because you have to perpetuate a lie you told on like your fourth date about only sleeping with ten girls in college but actually it was more like one (or forty one, depending on your gumption). But as it turns out (and we know this comes as a huge shock to you all) people lie often about their sexual history. Even more: the whole "men inflate their 'number' by three" rule is kinda bullsh*t. And it doesn't even apply to just one gender. These stats just make me depressed, to be totally honest. (Or am I being totally honest?) (I am.)

Not another eclipse story: I fought the sun and the sun won

This post is about the sun, but not about the friggin eclipse. That's over. JUST TO MAKE THAT CLEAR. So let's get to it. Australian director Baz Luhrmann famously once said to always wear sunscreen. These people didn't get the memo. And now we have brutal (and funny) (and brutal) photographic evidence that they didn't. Our favorite has got to be the guy with "Drunk" written on his leg. That's actually a win.

6 seemingly innocuous things banned in Disney theme parks

Ahhh, the magic world of a Disney theme park! A joy for the whole family and a chance to make some unforgettable memories, ride some amazing rides, and get Pluto the Dog's John Hancock (I'm comin' for you Pluto). It has to be the most free, most awesome place in the world. Not so fast, my friend! It turns out there are some limitations imposed by Mickey and his crew of characters on what you can get up to, and breaking them could get you in serious trouble. Sure, it’s trouble with a giant mouse but, ya know, still... Check out these 6 things that could get you banned from Disney Parks.

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Shower Thoughts

• In the good old days you could look up a recipe without having to read a person's life story first.

• I wish I went to bed with the same level of tiredness I wake up with.

• Suspending a kid from school is more of a punishment for the parent, than it is for the kid.

• Sometimes I think the greatest benefit to freedom of speech is that it gives terrible people an opportunity to expose themselves publicly.

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